Abidin, Mazlum Ve Satana Destanı

ABİDİN, MAZLUM VE SATANA DESTANI

Bolu’nun yollarında yürür Abidin,
Dürüstlüğüyle tanır onu herkes, emin.
Mazlum da yanında, sessiz, sakin,
Dostlukları sağlam, yürekleri yakin.

Derken çıkageldi Satana Hanım,
Cırtlak sesli, süslü püslü, pek hanım hanım.
“İşler çok yoğun, eziliyorum aman!”
Deyince Abidin’in yüreği yandı o an.

İyi niyet işte, inanır hemen,
“Gel sana kefil olayım,” der içten.
Mazlum da saf, ekler peşinden,
“Biz destek oluruz, düşme dertlerden.”

Viktor sahneye girer, karizmatik beyefendi,
Çiçek sulamayı sever, huyudur sever bu işi,
Kadınlara zaafı var, gizler güya,
Ama herkes bilir, sır değil bu rüya.

Abidin, Satana’yı Viktor’a yollar,
“Bir görüş, derdini anlat, işler kolaylar.”
Ama Viktor fırsatı kaçırır mı hiç?
Odaya alır Satana’yı tek kişilik.

Ne konuştular bilinmez, sır kaldı orda,
Ama Viktor’un gözleri parladı sonra.
Satana’yı kayırdı, aldı yanına,
Abidin’i kenara itti sonunda.

Satana süslendi, şirinlik sattı,
Viktorun odası oldu ikinci mekanı.
Çok geçmedi, işler karıştı fena,
Abidin’in şefliği düştü, verildi Satana’ya.

Tam bu sırada devreye girdi Fettan,
Ortada dolaşıp bağırır her an:
“Eşi hainlikten atılan kadın,
Şef yapılırsa karışır ortalık, sakın!”

Ama bilmez ki ağzı yüzünden,
Abidin’le Mazlum düşer sürgünden.
Biri depoya, biri temizlik işine,
Torba torba bela döküldü peşine.

Fettan sonra: “Korkmayın, ben yanınızdayım’’ dedi,
‘Üstte tanıdıklarım var, korurum sizi!’
Ama sözleri boş, desteği torpilin gücü,
Dostlarını sattı, ortada kaldı mavra süsü.

Viktor sonunda Satana’yı Bolu’ya yolladı,
Cüzdanını açtı, paraları salladı.
“Git yeni hayat kur, burada artık kalma,
Ben de başka kuruma, yeni avlara dalmaca.”

Satana boşandı, yeniden evlendi,
Geçmişi sildi, yepyeni sahneye girdi.
Viktor makam büyüttü, yoluna devam,
Fettan işinde kaldı, hâlâ palavram.

Peki ya Abidin? Pişmanlıkla doldu,
Mazlum da temizlikte ömrü soldu.
İyilik ettikçe hep kötülük buldular,
Ama vicdanları temiz, masumdur onlar.

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Son söz:
Dostluk kefil ister, ama dikkatli seç,
Her gülen yüze kanma, içini ölç biç.
Yılanla dost olursan, sokar en sonunda,
Abidin’le Mazlum öğrendi işte bu yolda.

THE EPIC OF ABIDIN, MAZLUM AND SATANA

Abidin walks the roads of Bolu,
Everyone knows him for his honesty, he is sure.THE EPIC OF ABIDIN, MAZLUM AND SATANA

Abidin walks the roads of Bolu,
Everyone knows him for his honesty, he isTHE EPIC OF ABIDIN, MAZLUM AND SATANA

Abidin walks the roads of Bolu,
Everyone knows him for his honesty, he is sure.
Mazlum was also with him,C OF ABIDIN, MAZLUM AND SATANA

Abidin walks the roads of Bolu,
Everyone knows him for his honesty, sure.
Mazlum was also with him, quiet and calm,
Their friendship is OF ABIDIN, MAZLUM AND SATANA

Abidin walks the roads of Bolu,
Everyone knows him for his honesty, he is sure.
Mazlum was also with him, quiet and calm,
Their friendship is strong, their hearts are close.

Then Satana Hanım came along,
Screechy voice, fancy dress, very ladylike.
“Things are so busy, I'm getting crushed oh!”
When he said that, Abidin's heart burned at that moment.

Good intentions, he believes immediately,
“Come, I will vouch for you,” he says sincerely.
Mazlum is also naive and follows him,
“We will support you, don't worry about the troubles.”

Viktor enters the stage, a charismatic gentleman,
He likes to water flowers, it's his nature to like this job.
He has a weakness for women, supposedly hides,
But everyone knows, there is no secret, this is a dream.

Abidin sends Satana to Viktore has a weakness for women, supposedly hides,
But everyone knows, there is no secret, this is a dream.

Abidin sends Satana to Viktor,
“Oneakness for women, supposedly hides,
But everyone knows, there is no secret, this is a dream.

Abidin sends Satana to Viktor,
“One opinion, tell me your problem, ths a weakness for women, supposedly hidet everyone knows, there is no secret, this is a dream.

Abidin sends Satana toHe has a weakness for women, supposedly hides,
But everyone knows, there is no secret, this is a dream.

Abidin sends Satana to Viktor,
“One opinion, tell me your problem, things are easy.”
But does Viktor ever miss an opportunity?
He takes Satana into the room for one person.

It is not known what they talked about, the secret remained there,
But then Viktor's eyes sparkled.
He favored Satana and took her with him,
and eventually pushed Abidin aside.

He dressed up to sell, he sold cuteness,
Victor's room became his second place.
Not long after, things got bad and complicated.
Abidin's chieftainship was taken away and given to Satana.

Just then, Fettan stepped in,
and he wanders around and shouts at all times:
“A woman whose husband has been dismissed for treachery,
If he is made chief, things will get messy, be careful!doesn't know that because of his mouth,
Abidin and Mazlum will fall into exile. husband has been dismissed for treachery,
If he is made chief, things will get messy, be careful!”

But he doesn't know thA woman whose husband has been dismissed for treachery,
If he is made chief, things will get messy, be careful!”

But he doesn't know that because of his mouth,
Abidin and Mazlum wi“A woman whose husband has been dismissed for treachery,
If he is made , things will get messy, be careful!”

But he doesn't know that of his mouth,
Abidin and Mazlum A woman whose husband has been dismissed for treachery,
If he is made chief, things will get messy, be careful!”

But he doesn't know that because of his mouth,
Abidin and Mazlum will fall into exile.
One for the warehouse, one for the cleaning job,
Bags of trouble were poured after him.

After the seductress said: "Don't be afraid, I am with you.",
‘I have acquaintances at the top, I'll protect you!’
But his words are empty, his support is the power of the torpedo,
He sold his friends, he remained in the middle, a mavra ornament.

Viktor finally sent Satana to Bolu,
He opened his wallet and shook the money.
“Go and start a new life, don't stay here anymore,
I'll go to another institution and go after new prey."”

She divorced Satana and remarried,
He erased the past, entered a brand-new scene.
Viktor makam has grown, continue on his way,
Fettan stayed in his job, I'm still bragging.

What about your brother?e erased the past, entered a brand-new scene.
Viktor makam has grown, continue on his way,
Fettan stayed in his job, I'm still bragging.

What about your brother? Fillepast, entered a brand-new scene.
Viktor makam has grown, continue on his way,
Fettan stayed in his job, I'm still braged the past, entered a brand-new scene.
Viktor makam has grown, continue on his way,
Fettan staye

ABİDİN, MAZLUM, SATANA VE VİKTOR’UN KOMEDİSİ

Bolu’da yaşardı Abidin Bey,
Dürüstlüğüyle tanınırdı her yerde, hey!
Mazlum da yanında, saf mı saf,
Dedikodu bilmez, işinde kaf.

Bir gün çıkageldi Satana Hanım,
Sesi cırtlak, süsü püslü, pek hanım hanım.
“İşim çok yoğun, ezildim vallahi,
Yardım edin bana, kurtarın ahali!”

Abidin inandı, “Yazık kadına,
Kefil olayım ben Viktor Bey’ime.”
Mazlum da ekledi, “Bizim işimiz kolay,
İyilik yapalım, Allah kerim, olay!”

Viktor ise çapkın, çiçek sulayan,
Göz gördü mü kadın, hemen dalayan.
Odaya çağırdı Satana’yı içeri,
Ne oldu bilinmez, sır dolu defteri.

Ama ertesi gün işler değişti,
Satana süslendi, Viktor gülüştü.
Bir baktılar, şeflik ona gidiyor,
Abidin’in koltuğu elden uçuyor.

Derken sahneye çıktı Fettan,
Ağzı torba değil ki bağlansın bir an.
“Eşi hainlikten atılan kadın,
Şef yapılırsa karışır bu mekan!”

Abidin’le Mazlum, “Sus!” dedi yalvar,
Ama Fettan dinlemez, her yere yayar.
Sonuç ne oldu? Klasik hikâye,
Mazlum temizlikte, Abidin depoda, vay be!

Fettan sonra, “Korkmayın siz,
Üst makamlarda tanıdıklarım var, biz biziz.
Size kimse dokunamaz, arkanızdayım,”
Dedi de, ortalıkta yoktu payım!

Viktor, Satana’ya bağışlar yaptı,
“Git Bolu’ya, geçmişi unut, hayatı kap.”
Satana boşandı, başkasına vardı,
Yeni bir hikâyeyle sahneye daldı.

Viktor da başka kuruma geçti çabuk,
Orda da sulayacak çiçek bulur artık.
Fettan hâlâ yerinde, torpille sağlam,
Bağıra çağıra işinde devam.

Peki Abidin ile saf Mazlum ne oldu?
Kefil olduklarıyla rezil mi oldu?
Evet, oldular; ama vicdanları rahat,
Çünkü onlar iyi niyetle çıktılar bu hayat.

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Kıssadan hisse, fıkra tadında:
İyilik yaparsan, kötülük bulursun,
Yılanla dost olup çabuk yorulursun.
Her gülene kanma, kefil olma sakın,
Yoksa depoda bulursun kendini, bakın!

KARAGÖZ İLE HACİVAT: ABİDİN’İN MACERASI

Hacivat:
Ne hoş geldin Karagöz’üm, n’aptın bakalım?
Bir haber getirdim, aklın uçacak canım!

Karagöz:
Söyle hele Hacı Cavcav, gene ne var,
Komşu mu kavga etti, yoksa dükkân mı yanar?

Hacivat:
Yok be efendi, bu hikâye bambaşka,
Abidin ile Mazlum düşmüşler tuzağa.

Karagöz:
Aman deyim, onlar da kim ola ki?
Bolu’nun dürüst memurları mı yoksa he?

Hacivat:
Evet evet, Abidin çalışkan, Mazlum saf,
Dedikodu bilmez, kafası pek haf.
Ama bir gün çıkageldi Satana hanım,
Sesi cırtlak, süsü püslü, pek hanım hanım.

Karagöz:
O ne biçim isim yahu, Satana mı?
Adı şeytana benziyor, çok şüpheli ama!

Hacivat:
İşte o hanım dert yanmış, “işim çok zor,
Çalışmaktan ezildim, yardım et ne olur.”
Abidin de inandı, Viktor’a kefil oldu,
Mazlum da saf saf destek verdi, yol buldu.

Karagöz:
Yandık gülüm, bu işte koku var,
Bir kadın, bir Viktor, bir de fırsat arar.

Hacivat:
Aynen öyle, Viktor denen zat,
Çiçek sular ama kadınlara zaaf!
Satana’yı çağırdı, odaya aldı,
İçeride ne oldu, kimseye anlatmadı.

Karagöz:
Heh! Ben bilirim, “çiçek sulama” bahanesi,
Aslında gönül sulama sevdası kendisi.

Hacivat:
Doğru dersin Karagöz’üm, kısa sürede,
Satana şef oldu, Abidin gitti geride.
Mazlum da garibim, temizlik işine,
Bir iyilik yaptılar, düştüler peşine.

Karagöz:
Ya şu Fettan ne oldu, kulağım çınlıyor,
Ortada bağırıp çağırıyormuş, doğru mu?

Hacivat:
Aynen öyle! “Şefi hainin eşi mi olur?
Bu adaleti genel müdüre götürürüm!”
Diye bağırdı çağırdı, milleti coşturdu,
Ama sonunda Abidin’le Mazlum’u yıktırdı.

Karagöz:
Vay arkadaş! İyilik et, kötülük bul,
Buna derim ben, “işte dünya yolu.”

Hacivat:
Sonra ne oldu? Viktor yeni yere gitti,
Satana boşandı, Bolu’da evlendi.
Fettan hâlâ yerinde, torpille sağlam,
Abidin’le Mazlum ise dertlere dalan.

Karagöz:
Yani netice şu mu oldu Hacı Cavcav?
Yılanla dost olursan sonunda yanar kav.

Hacivat:
Evet cancağzım, ders olsun herkese,
Her kefil olunan çıkmaz iyiliğe.

Karagöz:
Vallahi güldüm de haline ağladım,
Abidin’le Mazlum’a dua yolladım.

SATANA’NIN OYUNU
SOKAK TİYATROSU

[Sahne: Bir kahvehane. Abidin tavla oynar, Mazlum çay içer. Kapıdan cırtlak sesli Satana girer.]

Satana:
Ay Abidiiin, bittim ben, bittim!
İşler çok ağır, günde bin dosya ittiim!

Abidin (şaşkın):
Aman Satana, bu nasıl iş böyle?
Gel ben kefil olayım, Viktor görsün seni de.

Mazlum (çayını yudumlarken):
Abicim dikkat et, ben anlamam işten,
Ama sen diyorsan tamam, kefil ol gitsin işte.

[Sahne kararır, Viktor girer. Saçlar briyantinli, elinde çiçek sulama kabı.]

Viktor (artist edasıyla):
Ben Viktor beyim, kadınlara zaaf,
Sularım çiçekleri, gönüller hep raf!
Satana gelsin, görüşelim içeride,
Ama tek başına, Abidin bekle dışarıda!

[Satana cilvelenir, Viktor’la odaya girer. Kapı kapanır. Dışarıda Abidin ve Mazlum bekler.]

Abidin:
Mazlum, içeride çok uzun kaldılar,
Ne konuşuyor bunlar, saatler geçti yahu?

Mazlum:
Bilmem abi, belki dosya kalındır,
Ama ses gelmiyor, işte o gariptir.

[Kapı açılır, Satana çıkar, saçları savrulmuş, yüzü gülümser.]

Satana:
Oh canım Viktor’cuğum, çok anlayışlı,
Artık ben şefim, yolunuz açık olsun!

Abidin (şaşkın):
Aaaa? Ne şefi? Hani dosya, hani iş?
Mazlum:
Abi, biz enayi mi olduk ne iş?

[Birden Fettan koşarak girer. Ağzı var, dili yok demek ona hakaret olur.]

Fettan:
Bu ne rezalet, bu ne iş böyle!
Hainin eşi şef olur mu, hey gidi hey!
Ben bu olayı üst makama taşırım,
Gerekirse genel müdüre ulaşırım!

Abidin & Mazlum (bir ağızdan):
Yahu sus be Fettan, başımıza iş açma,
Zaten kefiliz, bari fitne saçma!

Fettan (eller havada):
Yok, ben susmam, hakkı haykırırım,
Kim ne yaparsa yapsın, ortalığı karıştırırım!

[Bir zil çalar. Işık Viktor’a döner. Abidin depoya, Mazlum temizlik işine sürülür.]

Anlatıcı (mizahi tonla):
İşte dostlar, kefaletin sonu,
Biri depoda, biri paspasın kolu.
Satana şef oldu, sonra Bolu’ya döndü,
Viktor başka kuruma, yine çiçek söndü.
Fettan mı? O hâlâ orda,
Torpilin gölgesinde bağırır durmakta!

[Abidin sahneye çıkar, elinde paspas.]
“Et iyilik bul kötülük, dersimiz buymuş,
İyi niyetliyiz ama sonumuz çuvallamış!”

Mazlum (yerleri silerken):
“Ben kimseye karışmadım, işim gücümdeydim,
Abidin’le dost oldum, temizlikte bittim!”
………
Kıssadan Hisse (seyirciye dönük):
Kefil olma her güzele,
Sonra düşersin derin göle.
İyilik yaparsan kötülük bulma ihtimali çok,
Ama vicdan temizse, en güzel yan bu işte, bokk!

THE COMEDY OF ABIDIN, MAZLUM, SATANA AND VIKTOR

Abidin Bey used to live in Bolu,
He was known everywhere for his honesty, hey!THE COMEDY OF ABIDIN, MAZLUM, SATANA AND VIKTOR

Abidin Bey used to live in Bolu,
He was known everywhere for his THE COMEDY OF ABIDIN, MAZLUM, SATANA AND VIKTOR

Abidin Bey used to live in Bolu,
He was known everywhere for his honesty, hey!
The underTHE COMEDY OF ABIDIN, MAZLUM, SATANA AND VIKTOR

Abidin Bey used to live in Bolu,
He was known everywhere for his honesty, hey!
The underdog isTHE COMEDY OF ABIDIN, MAZLUM, SATANA AND VIKTOR

Abidin used to live in Bolu,
He was known everywhere for his honesty, hey!
The underdog is with you, is it pure,
He doesn't know gossip, mind his business.

One day the Satana Lady appeared,
Her voice is shrill, her appearance is fancy, she is very ladylike.
“My work is very busy, I am crushed, I swear,
Help me, save me, people!”

Abidin believed, “Poor woman,
I will vouch for Viktor Bey.”
Mazlum also added, “Our job is easy,
Let's do good, God is generous, it will happen!”

Viktor is a womanizer, who waters flowers,
When the eye sees a woman, it immediately attacks her.
He called Satana into the room,
What happened is unknown, the secret notebook.

But things changed the next day,
Satana was adorned, Viktor laughed.
They saw that the chiefship was going to himWhat happened is unknown, the secret notebook.

But things changed the next day,
Satana was adorned, Viktor laughed.
They saw that the chiefship was going to him,
AbidinWhat happened is unknown, the secret notebook.

But things changed the next day,
Satana was adorned, Viktor laughed.
They saw that the chiefship was g happened is unknown, the secret notebook.

But things changed the next day,
Satana was adorned, Viktor laughed.
They saw that the chiefship wat happened is unknown, the secret notebook.

But things cd the next day,
Satana was adorned, Viktor laughed.
They saw that the chiefship was going to him,
Abidin's chair flies out of his hands.

Then Fettan came on stage,
Her mouth is not a bag that can be tied for a moment.
“A woman whose husband was expelled for treachery,
If the chef is made, this place will be confused!”

Abidin and the Underdog, “Hush!" he said beg,
But Fettan does not listen, he spreads it everywhere.
What was the result? The classic story is,
Mazlum is at the cleaning, Abidin is at the warehouse, wow!

After the seductress said, “Don’t be afraid,
I have friends in high places, we are who we are.
No one can touch you, I'm behind you.”
He said, my share was not around!

Viktor made donations to Satana,
"Go to Bolu, forget the past, grab life.He said, my share was not around!

Viktor made donations to Satana,
"Go to Bolu, forget the past, grab life.”
Satana divorced him and went to someone else,
She burst onto the scene wshare was not around!

Viktor made donations to Satana,
"Go to Bolu, forget the past, grab life.”
Satana divorced himHe said, my share was not around!

Viktor made donations to Satana,
"Go to Bolu, forget the past, grab life.”
Satana divorced him and went to someone re was not around!

Viktor made donations to Satana,
"Go to Bolu, forget the past, grab life.”
Satana divorced him and went to someone else,
She burst onto the scene with a new story.

Viktor also quickly moved to another institution,
and now he can find flowers to water there too.
Fettan is still in place, intact with his connections,
Keep working while shouting.

So what happened to Abidin and poor Mazlum?
Was he disgraced by what he had vouched for?
Yes, they did; but their consciences are at ease,
Because they came out with good intentions, this is life.

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Moral of the story, in the form of a joke:
If you do good, you will find evil,
If you befriend a snake, you will get tired quickly.
Don't fall for every laugh, don't be a guarantor,
Or you'll find yourself in the warehouse, look!e a guarantor,
Or yn't fall for every laugh, don't be a guarantor,
Or you'll find yourself in the warehouse, look!

Don't fall for every laugh, don't be a guarantor,
Or you'll find yourself in the warehouse, look!

KARAGÖZ ANDon't fall for every laugh, don't be a guarantor,
Or you'll find yourself in the warehouse, look!

l fevery laugh, don't be a guarantor,
Or you'll find yourself in the warehouse, look!

KARAGÖZ AND HACİVAT: ABİDİN'S ADVENTURE

Hacivat:
How are you welcome, my Karagöz, what have you done?
I have brought news, your mind will fly, dear!

Blackeye:
Tell me especially Haji Cavcav, what is it again,
Did the neighbor have a fight, or is the store on fire?

Hacivat:
No, sir, this story is completely different,
He and Abidin have fallen into a trap.

Blackeye:
Oh, my god, who could they be?
Are they honest officers of Bolu or he?

Hacivat:
Yes, yes, Abidin is hardworking, Mazlum is naive,
He doesn't know gossip, his head is very haf.
But one day the Satana lady came along,
Her voice is screechy, she has a fancy dress, she's very ladylike.He doesn't know gossip, his head is very haf.
But one day the Satana lady came along,
Her voice is screechy, she He doesn't know gossip, his head is very haf.
But one day the Satana lady came along,
Her voice is screechy, she has a fancy dress, she'sHe doesn't know gossip, his head is very haf.
But one day the Satana lady came along,
Her voice is screechy, she has a fancy dress, she's very ladylike.

Blacknow gossip, head is very haf.
But one day the Satana lady came along,
Her voice is screechy, she has a fancy dress, she's very ladylike.

Blackeye:
What kind of name is that, Satan?
His name sounds like the devil, it's very suspicious, but!

Hacivat:
That lady complained, “my job is very difficult,
I'm exhausted from working, please help me.”
Abidin also believed and vouched for Viktor,
The underdog also gave pure support, found a way.

Blackeye:
We're burned, my rose, there's a smell in this,
A woman, a Viktor, also looks for an opportunity.

Hacivat:
Exactly, that guy Viktor,
Watering flowers but weak towards women!
He called Satana and took her into the room,
He didn't tell anyone what happened inside.

Karagöz:
Heh! I know, the excuse of "watering flowers",
In fact, it is the love of watering heartsidn't tell anyone what happened inside.

Karagöz:
Heh! I know, the excuse of "watering flowers",
In fact, it is the love of watering hearts.

Hacivat:
You adn't tell anyone what happened inside.

Karagöz:
Heh! I know, the excuse of "watering flowers",
In fact, it is the love of watering hearts.

Hacivat:tell anyone happened inside.

Karagöz:
Heh! I know, the excuse of "watering flowers",
In fact,He didn't tell anyone what happened inside.

Karagöz:
Heh! I know, the excuse of "watering flowers",
In fact, it is the love of watering hearts.

Hacivat:
You are right, my Karagöz, in a short time,
Satana became the chief, your brother left behind.
I'm also a stranger to the underdog, to the cleaning job,
They did a favor and went after him.

Karagöz:
What happened to that Fettan, my ears are ringing,
He was shouting and screaming in the middle, is that true?

Hacivat:
Exactly! “Will the chief be the wife of the traitor?
I will take this justice to the general manager!”
He shouted, he called, he excited the nation,
But in the end, he had Abidin and Mazlum destroyed.

Blackeye:
Wow, friend! Do good, find evil,
I call it, “the way of the world.:
What happened next?ow, friend! Do good, find evil,
I call it, “the way of the world.”

Hacivat:
What happened next? Viktor went to the new place,
He divorced Satana and got married in Bolu.
Fetw, friend! Do good, find evil,
I call it, “the way of the world.”

Hacivat:
What happened next? Viktor went to the new plac, friend! Do good, find evil,
I call it, “the way of the world.”

Hacivat:
What happened next? Viktor went to the new place,Wow, friend! Do good, find evil,
I cnd! Do good, find evil,
I call it, “the way of the world.”

Hacivat:
What happened next? Viktor went to the new place,
He divorced Satana and got married in Bolu.
Fettan is still in place, his connections are still intact,
Abidin and Mazlum are sinking into troubles.

Blackeye:
So the result was this, Haji Cavcav?
If you become friends with a snake, it will eventually burn tinder.

Hacivat:
Yes my dear friend, this is a lesson for everyone,
Not every guarantor leads to goodness.

Karagöz:
I swear I laughed and cried for him,
I sent a prayer to Abidin and Mazlum.

SATANA'S GAME
STREET THEATER

[Scene: A coffee house. Abidin plays backgammon, the underdog drinks tea. Satan enters through the door with a screeching voice.]

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Satana:
Oh Dear, I'm done, I'm done!
The work is very heavy, I pushed a thousand files a day!

Abidin (confused):
Oh, Satana, how does this work?
Come, let me vouch, let Viktor see you too.

The Underdog (sipping his tea):
Brother, be careful, I don't understand work,
But if you say okay, just vouch for it.

[The stage goes dark, Viktor enters. Hair with briantines, flower watering can in hand.]

Viktor (as an artist):
I am Mr. Viktor, I have a weakness for women,
My waters are flowers, hearts are always on the shelf!
Let Satan come, let's meet inside,
But by yourself, your brother, wait outside!

[Satana gets flirty, enters the room with Viktor. The door closeset Satan come, let's meet inside,
But by yourself, your brother, wait outside!

[Satana gets flirty, enters the room with Viktor. The door closes. YourLet Satan come, let's meet inside,
But by yourself, your brother, wait outside!

[Satana gets flirty, enters the room with Viktor. The door closes. Your brother and thatan come, let's meet inside,
But by yourself, your brother, wait outside!

[Stan come, let's meet inside,
But by yourself, your brother, wait outside!

[Satana gets flirty, enters the room with Viktor. The door closes. Your brother and the Underdog are waiting outside.]

Abidin:
Underdog, they stayed inside too long,
What are they talking about, it's been hours, huh?

Mazlum:
I don't know, brother, maybe the file is thick,
But there is no sound, that's what is strange.

[The door opens, Satana comes out, her hair is blown, her face is smiling.]

Satana:
Oh my dear Viktor, very understanding,
Now that I'm the chief, godspeed!

Abidin (surprised):
Oh really? What chief? Where's the file, where's the job?
Mazlum:
Brother, are we idiots or what is this job?

[Suddenly Fettan enters running. To say that he has a mouth but no tongue would be an insult to him.]:
What a disgrace, what a thing is this![Suddenly Fettan enters running. To say that he has a mouth but no tongue would be an insult to him.]

Fettan:
What a disgrace, what a[Suddenly Fettan enters running. To say that he has a mouth but no tongue would be an insult to him.]

Fettan:
What a disgrace, what a thing is this!
Will [Suddenly Fettan enters running. To say that he has a mouth but no tongue would be an insult to him.]

Fettan:
What a disgrace, what a thSuddenly Fettan enters running. To say that he has a mouth but no tongue would be an insult to him.]

Fettan:
What a disgrace, what a thing is this!
Will the traitor's wife be the chief, hey, hey!
I'll take this case to the top office,
I will contact the general manager if necessary!

Abidin & Mazlum (in unison):
Oh shut up, Fettan, don't cause trouble for us,
We are already responsible, don't spread discord!

Fettan (hands up in the air):
No, I won't shut up, I'll scream the right,
No matter what anyone does, I'll make a mess of it!

[A bell rings. The light turns to Viktor. Abidin is driven to the warehouse, to the oppressed cleaning job.]

Narrator (with a humorous tone):
Here, friends, is the end of bail,
One is in the warehouse, the other is on the handle of the mop.
Satana became a chief, then returned to Bolu,
Viktor went to another institution, the flower faded again.
Is she seductive?ne is in the warehouse, the other is on the handle of the mop.
Satana became a chief, then returned to Bolu,
Viktor to another institution, the fOne is in the warehouse, the other is on the handle of the mop.
Satana became a chief, then returned to Bolu,
Viktor went to another inOne is in the warehouse, the other is on the handle of the mop.
Satana became a chief, then returned to Bolu,
Viktor went to anotheOne is in the warehouse, the other is on the handle of the mop.
Satana became a chief, then returned to Bolu,
Viktor went to another institution, the flower faded again.
Is she seductive? He's still there,
Shouting in the shadow of the torpedo!

[Abidin comes on stage, mop in hand.]
“Find goodness in meat, find evil, that's our lesson,
We mean well, but we ended up screwed up!”

The underdog (while wiping the floors):
“I didn't interfere with anyone, I was in my power,
I became friends with Abidin, I ended up in cleaning!”
………
Share the story (facing the audience):
Do not vouch for every beautiful,
Then you fall into the deep lake.
If you do good, there is a high chance of finding evil.
But if the conscience is clear, that's the best part, shit!

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